1.
“Finally
getting
hitched,
now
time
to
find
a
designated
driver
for
life!”
【笑cry】

2.
“Marriage
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
except
the
ups
and
downs
last
forever”
【哈哈】

3.
“If
you
can’t
find
a
partner
to
marry,
just
remember
the
most
important
thing
in
life
is
Netflix
and
ice
cream”
【呵呵】

4.
“Forget
the
wedding,
the
real
question
is
who’s
gonna
win
the
bouquet
toss?”
【哇哈哈】

5.
“I’m
finally
tying
the
knot,
hoping
my
groom
doesn’t
trip
me
on
the
way
down
the
aisle”
【嘿嘿】

6.
“To
love,
to
cherish,
to
annoy
each
other
until
death
do
us
part”
【笑cry】

7.
“Nothing
says
‘happy
forever’
like
a
legal
contract
and
joint
bank
accounts”
【哈哈】

8.
“Wifey
for
lifey,
or
until
one
of
us
figures
out
how
to
fake
our
own
death”
【呵呵】

9.
“Here’s
to
the
blissful
ignorance
of
being
engaged
turning
into
the
harsh
reality
of
being
married”
【哇哈哈】

10.
“I
used
to
be
able
to
blame
all
my
questionable
decisions
on
being
young
and
single,
now
I
have
no
excuses”
【嘿嘿】

11.
“A
toast
to
the
bride
and
groom,
may
your
marriage
be
filled
with
laughter,
love,
and
a
healthy
amount
of
sarcasm”
【笑cry】

1
2.
“Whoever
said
love
is
blind
never
had
to
choose
a
wedding
color
scheme”
【哈哈】

1
3.
“Rings
on
fingers,
and
forever
on
our
minds…or
until
the
next
argument
breaks
out”
【呵呵】

1
4.
“The
wedding
was
beautiful,
but
I’m
really
looking
forward
to
the
open
bar”
【哇哈哈】

1
5.
“Together
we
can
conquer
anything,
even
IKEA
furniture
instructions”
【嘿嘿】

1
6.
“Love
is
grand,
but
divorce
is
20
grand”
【笑cry】

1
7.
“One
wedding
down,
a
lifetime
of
anniversaries
to
go”
【哈哈】

1
8.
“There’s
nothing
like
the
feeling
of
waking
up
to
the
person
you
love…unless
they
steal
all
the
blankets”
【呵呵】

1
9.
“Marriage
is
a
journey,
and
I’m
just
hoping
we
don’t
get
lost
on
the
way”
【哇哈哈】

20.
“Here’s
to
the
start
of
a
beautiful
adventure,
but
let’s
be
real,
it’s
gonna
be
more
like
a
sitcom
than
a
romantic
drama”
【嘿嘿】