朋友圈借钱的幽默提示句子(借钱说说发朋友圈)

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朋友圈借钱的幽默提示句子(借钱说说发朋友圈)
1.
"Can
I
borrow
some
money
from
anyone?
I
promise
to
pay
you
back. . .
eventually. "
【wink】

2.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
broke,
but
I
just
had
my
morning
coffee
with
milk
and
water. "
【laughing】

3.
"My
bank
account
is
as
dry
as
the
Gobi
desert.
Anyone
willing
to
help
a
friend
out?"
【pleading】

4.
"If
you
lend
me
$5,
I'll
give
you
the
best
virtual
high-five
you've
ever
received. "
【excited】

5.
"My
wallet
is
crying
and
my
credit
cards
are
maxed
out.
Send
help!"
【sad】

6.
"I
heard
the
economy
is
bad,
but
I
didn't
expect
it
to
affect
me
this
soon. "
【pessimistic】

7.
"I
promise
not
to
spend
your
money
on
pizza
and
Netflix. . .
maybe
just
one
night
of
binge-watching. "
【joking】

8.
"I
need
someone
to
be
my
sugar
friend.
Any
takers?"
【flirty】

9.
"I'm
not
asking
for
a
handout,
just
a
hand
up. "
【hopeful】

10.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
my
bank
account
is
empty,
can
I
borrow
some
cash
from
you?"
【poetry】

11.
"My
life
motto:
borrow
now,
pay
later. . .
or
maybe
never. "
【sarcastic】

1
2.
"I'm
in
a
bit
of
a
financial
pickle.
I'll
owe
you
one
(or
maybe
five). "
【apologetic】

1
3.
"The
only
thing
more
reliable
than
my
debts
is
my
love
for
Nutella. "
【self-deprecating】

1
4.
"I
promise
to
pay
you
back
as
soon
as
my
lotto
numbers
hit. "
【optimistic】

1
5.
"I
lost
my
wallet,
my
dignity,
and
my
ability
to
adult.
Can
someone
lend
me
some
money?"
【humorous】

1
6.
"I'm
feeling
generous.
Anyone
want
to
lend
me
some
money
so
I
can
give
it
back
to
you
in
10
years
with
interest?"
【sassy】

1
7.
"I'll
steal
your
heart,
but
not
your
money.
Borrowing
it
is
a
different
story. "
【cheesy】

1
8.
"I
promise
to
put
your
money
to
good
use.
For
example,
buying
tickets
to
Disneyland. "
【childish】

1
9.
"I
know
I've
borrowed
money
from
you
before,
but
it's
for
a
good
cause. . .
my
survival. "
【desperate】

20.
"Sometimes
you
gotta
ask
for
help,
and
sometimes
you
gotta
grovel.
Can
I
borrow
some
money,
pretty
please?"
【pleading】

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