1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap!"】

2.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
in
a
long-term
relationship
with
freedom!"】

3.
"Love
is
a
lot
like
finding
a
needle
in
a
haystack. . .
at
the
bottom
of
the
ocean!"】

4.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
in
love
with
sleep,
not
with
you!"】

5.
"I'm
not
anti-love,
I'm
just
pro-sanity!"】

6.
"Love
is
overrated,
tacos
are
underrated!"】

7.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"】

8.
"I
used
to
believe
in
love
at
first
sight,
but
then
I
took
a
second
look!"】

9.
"Relationship
status:
committed
to
pizza!"】

10.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
relationship
with
sarcasm!"】

11.
"Love
is
a
burning
sensation
that
makes
you
want
to
dump
water
on
it!"】

1
2.
"You
can't
put
a
price
on
love,
but
I
sure
as
hell
can
put
it
on
a
breakup!"】

1
3.
"Why
fall
in
love
when
you
can
fall
asleep?"】

1
4.
"Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
but
instead
of
excitement,
it
gives
me
motion
sickness!"】

1
5.
"I'm
not
bitter,
I'm
just
allergic
to
your
BS!"】

1
6.
"I
love
you
more
than
chocolate. . .
and
that's
saying
something!"】

1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
fart
in
an
elevator
–
it's
only
funny
if
it's
someone
else!"】

1
8.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra.
Have
you
ever
looked
at
your
X
and
wondered
Y?"】

1
9.
"I'm
not
looking
for
my
other
half,
I'm
perfectly
fine
being
a
whole
idiot!"】

20.
"Love
is
a
battlefield,
and
I'm
happily
retired!"】